FIRE

 Parker was little probably 6 or 7 and they started a fire in the fire pit at pops house. Dads friend Nicky came over and told Parker about the burn ban. Parker got freaked out when Nicky pretended to call the police. He told the "police" a little boy with a blue jacket started a fire and Parker started taking off his jacket and said no pop pop started that fire. Nicky asked Parker how much he had to drink and he said one maybe two drinks.  Nicky said that's what they always say. It was so cute.

Do you want to call the President?

conversation with Parker my 7 year old.

P - "Hey mom, do you have the Presidents phone number?
M - "No, do you?
P- "No."
M - "If you could ask the President one question what would you ask him?"
P - "When are you going to retire?"
M- "Smart boy."

Slimey parts...

Christmas 2012 Dylan and Parker get a little jar of green slime from my grandparents. Dylan gets the bright idea to hide his slime in his underpants. Needless to say he forgot about it while he was running around the house getting hot and sweaty. I notice that he is really pulling at his private and ask him if he needs to pee. He says no that he has slime on his junk. GREAT. sure enough he does and it takes an hour to clean it off him and two parents. He says he was trying to hide the slime from Parker and that is why he put it in his unders.

You have to lick it...

Parker was about 4 or 5 and we were at Pop Pop's house. He was shooting his nerf dart gun at the fridge and it wouldn't stick. I told him he would have to lick it to make it stick so he runs up to the fridge and starts licking up and down the fridge. Priceless...

"My Did It"

These events occurred in August but I wanted to write about them so I can share it with the boys when they are older.

Dylan's First Day of School

Parker has been going to preschool for several months but Dylan wasn't old enough. Dylan was so excited about his first day of school. We pulled into the parking lot and a teacher was coming to get the boys out of the car and Dylan screamed "MY GO TO SCHOOL." It was so cute. Parker grabbed Dylans had outside of the car and said "Dylan you have to stay near me because it dangerous out there (in the playground)." They reached the playground and Parker lets go of Dylans hand and they were both running and he screamed "IT'S DYLAN-PICKLES FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL." It really touched my heart.

My Tooted

Dylan toots in the car and says "My tooted."
Me:  "Dylan, you say I tooted."
Dylan: "YOU tooted"
Me: "No! You tooted"
Dylan: "Yeah, My tooted"

These boys are the light of my life! I am blessed.

Are they really lost?

Dave and I went to New Orleans for a night and Nanny Lynn kept the boys. Their conversation went like this....

Dylan: Where's Dane?
Lynn: He is in Las Vegas with his dad.
Dylan: Are they really lost?

Muscles at work

I picked Dylan, 3,  up from school and his teacher tells me that he learned a new trick and that he is very proud of himself. He apparently has control of the muscles in his "junk" and can make it hop and he wanted to show all his friends at school. OH BOY, I have a feeling they are going to get wilder as they get older!!!!